Useless ShitDollar
The US dollar has lost about 97% of its buying power, carries $38 trillion of debt and prints more every year. Ours is just as useless, except the supply is capped at one billion, the debt is zero and nobody can print another unit. On fundamentals alone, the flip is inevitable.
- Supply
- 1B
- Debt
- $0
- Inflation
- 0%
One hundred years of decay
Purchasing power of the US dollar
A 1913 dollar buys about three cents of what it used to. The line only points one way. That is not a bear market, that is the design.
1913 dollar, value today
$0.031
-96.9% all time
Illustrative CPI-based estimate of consumer purchasing power since the founding of the Federal Reserve.
Live national debt
The counter that never goes down
Every tick is another obligation attached to the dollar in your pocket. Useless Shit Dollar has a counter too. It says zero.
United States federal debt (estimated)
$39,689,730,563,613
Per second
+$66,590
Per citizen
$116,051
USSD debt
$0
Figures are an estimate extrapolated from public Treasury data for illustration and satire. Not financial advice, obviously.
Debt in trillions
Our side of the ledger
Useless Shit Dollar, fully audited by arithmetic
One billion units. No mint. Whatever the market cap says, the supply above it will never change.
Market cap
TBA
Live at launch
Price
TBA
Live token price
Holders
TBA
Counted on chain
Total supply
1B
Hard capped, no printer
Contract address
USD544nTtCwFHuGTYwD46Ecqzt22nyhJFMDacLSisPK
On-chain treasury
A treasury you can actually audit
No black box, no off-balance-sheet tricks. One Solana wallet: live SOL balance, every SPL token it holds and what all of it is worth right now.
Total treasury value
Syncing
SOL syncing
No SPL tokens held
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SolscanSOL price
TBA
Holdings refresh every second straight from a Solana node. The other treasury reports once a quarter and still owes $38 trillion.
Token holdings
$0
No SPL positions in the wallet right now. Every buy shows up here automatically.
Memecoin plunge protection
They bid the S&P. We bid the memecoins.
The United States Treasury and the Fed have spent decades injecting trillions to keep the stock market from breaking. Useless Shit Dollar runs the same playbook, one ecosystem down.
Their version
Trillions printed to hold the market up
Bailouts, QE, buybacks, emergency facilities. Whenever equities cracked, the answer was new dollars conjured out of nothing. The market went up, your buying power went down, and the bill got added to a $38 trillion tab someone else pays.
Our version
Creator rewards recycled into the memecoin ecosystem
All creator rewards from $USD get injected back into top-performing memecoins and high-conviction plays. No printer, no dilution, no new supply: 1,000,000,000 tokens, forever. Just fees the market already paid, sent back into the market that paid them.
01
Creator rewards come in
Every trade on the bonded pump.fun market kicks creator rewards straight into the treasury wallet. Public, on chain, nothing routed off to a foundation in Delaware.
02
Rewards get deployed
Instead of sitting dead in a multisig, those rewards get pushed into top-performing memecoins and high-conviction plays: real bids, on real books, in real time.
03
Positions show up here
Anything the treasury buys appears in the token holdings table above the second it settles. You see the size, the price and the mark, same as us.
Deployment sizing is discretionary and every position carries full memecoin risk. This is a liquidity backstop for the culture, not a yield promise.
The flip
Same uselessness, better fundamentals
If world trade already settles in a dollar, it can settle in a digital one that cannot be diluted by anybody's budget.
Supply
US Dollar
Infinite, printed on demand
Useless Shit Dollar
1,000,000,000. Forever.
Debt
US Dollar
$38T and climbing every second
Useless Shit Dollar
Zero. No creditors, no IOUs.
Inflation
US Dollar
Guaranteed, structural, permanent
Useless Shit Dollar
Mathematically impossible
Printer
US Dollar
Runs 24/7 in a basement
Useless Shit Dollar
Never existed
Settlement
US Dollar
Wires, banks, 3 business days
Useless Shit Dollar
Global, digital, seconds
Backing
US Dollar
Faith, taxes, aircraft carriers
Useless Shit Dollar
A public SOL treasury you can audit on chain
Frequently doubted questions
A memecoin with a straight answer for everything. Revolutionary.